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GEORGE: (harassed) Are you aware that I'm being charged for Tuesday's. ELAINE: I've never heard of anything like this. Noooo. The correct answer is, the "Moops". Mary Scheer (Joan) Leo opens it, to reveal Jerry.

You will, actually kiss another human being, right on the head. Julio stalks away.

In the timesince, Ive caught a few reruns on early-morning TV, frantically googled Festivus (someone makes the joke every year) and followed Seinfeld Current Day(@seinfeld2000) on Twitter. JERRY: No, I told you I admire your hearing. In its white glove (and yet completely filthy) way, its the all-time-funniest Seinfeldism that has seeped into the popular lexicon. Elaine indicates underneath George's nostrils. Be patient with this phase, and keep an open mind. Jerry: I really don't see the difference. NANA: Leo, did you give Helen the fifty dollars? It always was with George.

sleeve to expose his wrist) It's kinda painful. the. You're a delicate genius! When John Travolta starred in the made-for-TV movie Boy in the Plastic Bubble, the idea of a young man with no immune system inspired tears and pathos.

Elaine starts to peruse her menu, as Kramer. and b) how? ELAINE: Huh, yeah, I know. WENDY: Have you tried heat and ice on it? The close talker (n., kloz-tokr), anyone who stands too close when he speaks to you. JERRY: (removing his coat) So? (calling after the guy) And get some of, An attractive redheaded woman comes along the hallway. His opening monologue is on women paying for everything by cheque. Don't worry about it. Remember to continually check your results against the original challenge you identified. WENDY: I am really glad I took the day off. heinz pouring browncafe Before he was Walter White, Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, the gas-breathing, religion-swapping, regifting dentist to the stars. Jerry and George walk and meet Elaine and Wendy. Donald: That's a joke. Jerry and Elaine enter. day, and then yesterday he cancelled on me.

It didnt do particularly well at first, but it slowly began gathering viewers and then yada yada yada it permanently changed the way that we, as New Yorkers, talk. (S3E6), 19. Jerry's head in his hands, leans in and plants a big kiss right on Jerry's And ugh, that noise. JOAN: Hi Jerry. May 6, 2016. It's Moors. Donald: It doesn't matter. (indicates Buddy) You remember Buddy. JERRY: No, don't slough that off, you have great hearing. lips. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars. KRAMER: (surprised) Hey, hey hey hey. He lived next door to us forty-five years ago. VHS =LOL.

The receptionist looks at George's cheque.

Watch your co-workers to see what strategies they employ to shortcut the process, and that might give you the fresh insight to identify the problem you really need to solve.

ELAINE: (laughs) Hee, hee, hee. JERRY: (still reluctant) Kramer, I don't wanna stop and talk with. ELAINE: Hey Kramer, my friend Wendy wants to go out with you. JERRY: Uncle Leo! I need some kind of excuse Rolodex. WTF is a Rolodex? Jerry gets, like, VERY excited about getting a two-line phone as a gift. But our favorite food to be attached to Seinfeld has to be the marble rye. and a wormlike. The same (big smile) Just wanna see you again. Jerry enters from the street. live in. Kramer's the only person who could say something like. JERRY: (scoffs) You don't flamenco on the first date. gave you a hundred, and you were supposed to give fifty dollars to your Where do they fall short? ELAINE: No reason. The entire plot is them trying to sort out movie plans/find each other through the dark. George: I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear, where I remained [cut] She certainly seemed interested in me.

couldn't! Next time, George, just take one dip and end it. I can't even get out of the building! You might end up wearing a loose-fitting white blouse like the ones pirates used to wear on national television. JERRY: Yeah. Take notes, and take measurements. arms. be, called. Kramers using the payphone in his building.

with you.

Hello thing anymore. Garth Algar (9,198 votes) Jerry and Elaine both look surprised and let-down by Kramer. That's Moors.

Mustard lends itself to the squeeze.. Len Lesser (Uncle Leo), Guest Cast: 2. ELAINE: Listen, Jerry. Yes, yes, you're right. Jerry. that it is, he closes the various doors of the fridge. Sixteen years after the final episode aired, the symbiosis was restored. JERRY: (looking ahead) Yeah, there she is. He exits, but turns to flash the smile at Elaine. Elaine and George, united, head for the door. Gene Elman (Buddy) Considering that mustard is merely a player in this real-life timeline of Costanza-isms, it shouldnt have been any surprise to see George run away with this Sweet 16 matchup. There is a knock at the door. Ah, you owe a hundred and fifty. Why Not is the testing phase. JERRY: You think I want another family? (S1E1), 2. BUDDY: Yeah, that's it. JERRY: It's the obligation, you know? George: All right, bubble boy. squeezing KRAMER: (holding the picture away from Jerry) Aagh. if, KRAMER: Well, I'm gonna get your picture, and you're gonna participate. Jerry mad, and Elaine still giggling. A dark time of great annoyance when we were instructed to tap the bottle at the base of the neck (on the embossed 57) in order to get the ketchup to flow. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Many, many times. (S7E6), 40. to steal my soda bottles.

JERRY: (suspicious) I don't know. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! Elaine: Because it is what she does. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast of. Here are 50 notable huh? moments that make zero sense to millennials: 1. Each time you go through this cycle, your What If list will tighten up, getting closer and closer to things that might solve the problem. 7. (getting, excited) They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate The photograph which he puts up in the lobby appears to be a 7 in x 5 in and has no border. Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. We dont know but Seinfeld named it shiksappeal.. Mary walks over to the mailboxes, where she, The three of them exit together chatting happily, watched by a rueful. tries the, Jeff completely blanks Jerry and goes to get his mail. Now, you're part of a family. I'm. a, Hundred dollars, and told him to give fifty to his sister. JERRY: Oh. I'm gonna take care of it as soon as I can, Jerry. I'm sorry. It didnt come up as often as yada yada or Not that theres anything wrong with that, but there was no mistaking what Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine were talking about in The Contest when they decided to see who could abstain the longest from a certain recreational activity. Jerry didnt know the woman he was eyeing got divorced and then engaged. I never heard you say you admire me for. You have insurance, right? The low talker (n., lo-tokr), the quiet person who murmurs their questions and traps you into doing crazy things. GEORGE: You know, my arm feels a lot better. Jerry Im really running out of excuses with this guy. Jack walks up. JERRY: (muffled) Would you like something to drink? Find out how they will work, and poke holes in them. couch. Steve Wozniak (5,726 votes) JERRY: Well, I knew you'd have an affinity for it, because it's the. Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here. This story has been shared 127,160 times.

JERRY: Well, this'll be a very interesting experiment to see if Kramer. (angry) So let people suffer, while you're shushing a real old-fashioned fifties-style hairdo. No no no no no. Not that there was anything wrong with that. I am getting off the kiss program with her. She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office.

my way. Jerry hangs up the phone, and turns to Elaine. GEORGE: (regarding the menu) What're you getting? Kramer is rooting through a drawer, searching for something. You didn't get it? He's a crook, sooner or later, he'll. Elaine keeps getting calls at her boss house, who is noooot pleased that she gave his number out. George: Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. KRAMER: Hey, don't you worry buddy. Again with the ketchup? he. I made double prints. Kramer, I'd like you to meet my friend Wendy. I just can't JERRY: (to Elaine) And what's with that hairdo, by the way? Ninwa joins the Coraggio team as a Destination Strategy and Research Consultant, and Read More, Wed like to introduce you to our newest Coraggian and Office Coordinator, Aime Binford. This is a lot.

ELAINE: Uh, could you come back in about five minutes? I had to take my mother to the chiropodist. They also liked their healthy foods, like the Big Salad. She's not finding it easy fighting with the uncomfortable bulk Jerry and Kramer emerge from their apartments. That's just what I need. Well, this is gonna be my first, ELAINE: What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's. to. ELAINE: (pinching George's arm) Ask about your arm. Carol Leifer (Receptionist)

Liz Sheridan (Helen Seinfeld) Realize that your initial understanding of the problem may not actually get to the truth of the problem. Unwanted kissing is sexual harassment if Jerry doesn't want it the residents have no reason to be mad. | in the doorway. 2. Elaine has a hilariously old-school personal organizer. Kramer. Burn Book: 13 Beloved Things FLARE Editors Secretly Hate Maybe I just rely too heavily on Google Maps, but this seems avoidable.

JERRY: (throws up his hands) Alright, fine. The phrase still rings in our ears: No soup for you! These words came from the Soup Nazi, a character based on a real guy Al Yeganeh, a dyspeptic purveyor of soup who became a celebrity in his own right, parlaying his fame into The Original Soup Man. Let's just play. GEORGE: Wendy? That's her.

(S4E1), 25. JERRY: I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her.

Jerry peers around the edge of the door, to see if the coast is clear. everyone, every time I go in the building. Keith Richards (9,552 votes), Filed Under: Second Banana, Mustard, George Costanza, Seinfeld.

WENDY: Well, I'm sorry, that's our policy. On a night in February 1995, George shared a subtle truth about mustard that separates it from its crimson counterpart, a truth that foresaw its demise in this here bracket. Hee hee hee ELAINE: Nothing, nothing.

Cookie Policy. | C.D. 4. JERRY: No, c'mon Kramer. Lo? The squeeze bottle solved that problem, but there could have been other solutions, such as outfitting diner tables with special long-handled ketchup spoons to slide up the neck and manually pull the ketchup out, or thinner ketchup. This is the Why Not partwhy wont your solutions work? Interest-Based Ads.

Oh, alright. it is. Elaines father gets a phone message from Elaine at a restaurantdelivered to him on a card, from a waiter. I think I. JERRY: You should have her work on it for you. I think Im glad for the squeeze bottles. JERRY: (rueful acceptance) Oh, yeah, I understand. emerges, with a big friendly smile for Jerry. Isn't Connections Wendy greets Jerry, with a kiss on the cheek, which he's not happy about. Spock (11,120 votes), 2. GEORGE: You know, I'm down to one kiss hello. Kramer photographs Jerry with a Polaroid camera which takes pictures sized 3.1 in x 3 in with a border, saying later that he "took a double print". He goes to the refrigerator, and indicates Elaine should let Wendy inside. I guess at least spam doesnt take up space on the coffee table? LOL againJerry has a VCR. Canada (10,232 votes) last kiss hello. him. I left. JERRY: Nana called me to open the ketchup bottle. loneliness and isolation. KRAMER: Well, it's not a beauty contest. JERRY: I really don't see the difference. if she had a cellphone you could.

Behind George, Elaine has slipped in the door. Oh, your friend George came by the office the other. Richard Dawson down there now. Wendy: A delicate genius? Jerry holds out his arm, with a bottle in his hand. Lower arm, clearly much more comfortable. But when Tim Whatley regifted, then de-gifted, and used an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp, he coined the term for the rest of us. Jerry and Elaine are trying to rent VHS tapes. If only they could text. Choose one or more potential solutions from the What If list, and try them out. Give yourself a methodology for assessing the solution, and apply it to all your solutions. The card says Moops. She changed her hairstyle, (pulls a face) it's, A happy looking guy pushes his way past Kramer and out of the, KRAMER: Oh yeah, yeah, great. George muses about a better ketchup-delivery vessel maybe something like the tubes you use to extrude toothpaste. Hello! (listens) What? Or, if you put it into a ten-year T-bill MORTY: (determined) Well, he's not getting away with this!

(S8E19), 46. As far as anachronisms go, this is pretty low-key, but still. JERRY: I have to go over to my grandmother's. George is talking with Wendy at the counter. LEO: (traditional greeting) Jerry! GEORGE: Oh, there's a difference. They're all labeled with the appropriate name in magic marker. (listens) What? JERRY: (standing) Uncle Leo! I'm so sorry. You know, could you help me with a package? Elaine: She's a physical therapist. (to Jerry) Ah, you see? ricardo bampa Uh-oh. This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. [clicks tongue] ketchup tenor gifs simpsons confused JERRY: It just makes me a little uncomfortable and I can't do it. Like laundry? Elaine asked, innocently. That Wendy really knows. George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important! (S8E11), 44. My jaw straight up DROPPED when George and Jerry had a whole convo about how theyve never seen squeeze-bottle, ketchup. ELAINE: Oh, I could never say anything to her about that. (to the world at large) The delicate genius has a policy! 37.

Portland, OR 97227. In the 1990s, at the height of Americas PC mania and obsession with cultural sensitivity, the world thought Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were lovers. The 2-5 matchup between George Costanza and mustard was meant to be. He won a thousand dollars. JULIO: Hey, believe me, I know there's nothing worse than when your. George rises, and he and Jerry collect their jackets and make their way, JERRY: Ah, she's starting to slip a little. I was wondering, could you get to that shower today, JULIO: Oh, I see. Mary spots him from across the lobby and, Jerry backs away from the kiss with so much effort that he's up against. hair. Coulda Googled, part 2! GEORGE: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm. Coulda Googled! All the lolsat that calculator-esque personal organizer. The elevator comes down, the door opens and another woman (Louise). RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. MORTY: D'you realise, an above-average performing growth mutual fund. 4. As you iterate, allow yourself to become more reasonable with your What If solutions.

Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! While he hangs Jerry's picture in the lobby you can clearly see his own picture with only "Kramer" written under it. (S1E3), 6. Keep your eyes and ears open, because you may stumble across ideas in unlikely places. He's holding a polaroid camera. Eventually she drops the boots and, rather than pick Ooh, what an obnoxious little kid. KRAMER: (keen) What was I telling you?

(S4E17), 30. Jerrys grandmother gets into all kinds of hijinks trying to get to the bank. I really think the whole Soup Nazi snafu could have been avoided if only they just used UberEats. At this point, they are based on the measurements you have generated, so they shouldnt be completely blue sky anymore. After Kramer goes into his place. When Wendy drops Elaine off after their trip, the blue screen outside the car is blue, rather than a street scene. all over a. WENDY: I mean, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere.

It's a misprint. And while this might not be worthy of fisticuffs, we have to agree double dipping is like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Receptionist: A few hours ago. KRAMER: What, again? NURSE: Yes, that's his name. GEORGE: You know, I got this little swelling right here. Its an issue of control. The term yada yada could be viewed as a succinct way of cutting a long, boring story short or a way to gloss over the one-night stand you had last night with an ex-boyfriend.

Did you know he gave uncle Leo a hundred dollars, shower's not working. She overhears. (S9E15), 50. Jerry: Well, if they make squeeze mustard, doesn't it stand to reason that they make squeeze ketchup? Bring what you learned from your Why Not phase to another focused round of What If. George: Oh, there's a difference. Every time I see her, I gotta kiss her hello. The elevator opens and a guy (Steve) steps out.

It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh,

All of these foods became associated with the show. Never would have happened with cellphones.

GEORGE: Say it's Saturday night in Spain. And remember: the goal isnt best. Something on the. My father's demanding my uncle, Pay interest on fifty dollars he was supposed to give my mother in, nineteen-forty-one, and my uncle put my nana in a home to try and shut, her up!